Shine: How Competent are You? The Seven Habits of Incompetent Managers

Issue 33 - December 2008

>> How Competent are You? The Seven Habits of Incompetent Managers

Dear Alan

 

You've heard of the Seven Habits of Highly Effective People. Well, here's our selection of the seven habits of highly incompetent ones!

 

And it's annual performance review time again. Mulling this over, we got to thinking about the hardest one of all to write… We hope you enjoy our review below of a certain Mr S Claus..!

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And finally, our very best wishes for a very Merry Christmas and a happy and successful New Year to you all !

Kate and Gil 

 

The Seven Habits of Incompetent Managers

 

You've heard of the Seven Habits of Highly Effective People? Well, here's our selection of the seven habits of highly incompetent ones! Check yourself out, and look around you for these key indicators of management incompetence:

Bias against action: You can always find plenty of reasons not to take a decision, to wait for more information, more options, more opinions. But real leaders display a consistent bias for action. If you never make mistakes, you generally don’t make anything! Legendary ad man David Ogilvy argued that a good decision today is worth far more than a perfect decision next month. Beware becoming a prevaricator.

 

Secrecy: "We can’t tell the staff," is something we hear managers say repeatedly. They defend this position with the argument that staff will be distracted, confused or simply unable to comprehend what is happening in the business. If you treat employees like children, they will behave that way - which means trouble. If you treat them like adults, in our experience they mostly respond likewise. Very few matters in business must remain confidential and if you're a good manager you can identify those easily. Secrets make your company political, anxious and full of distrust.

 

Avoiding issues: "I know he always misses his deadlines, but when I raise the subject, he always has such a good reason - I've given up." An inability to be direct and honest with staff - and see it through - is a critical warning sign. Can you see a problem, address it head on and move on? If not, your staff problems won’t get resolved, they’ll grow. When managers say staff avoid issues, they are usually describing themselves. Shrinking violets don’t make great leaders; weed them out! Interestingly, 'secrecy' and 'avoiding issues' almost always go together - they are a bias against honesty.

 

Love of procedure and small tasks: Managers who stick to the rule book and to points of order have forgotten that rules and processes exist to expedite business, not ritualise it. If you love procedure and perfect charts, forecasts and spreadsheets, watch out - it often masks a fatal inability to prioritise, and a tendency to polish the silver while the house is burning! It's displacement activity to hide the fact that you aren't doing your real job.

 

Preference for weak candidates: We once interviewed three job candidates for a new position. One was clearly too junior, the other rubbed everyone up the wrong way and the third stood head and shoulders above the rest. Who did the manager want to hire? The junior. She felt threatened by the super-competent candidate and hadn’t the confidence to know that you must always hire people smarter than yourself.

 

Allergy to deadlines: A deadline is a commitment. If you cannot set and stick to deadlines, from punctuality at meetings to deadlines for major pieces of work, you cannot honour commitments, and are showing lack of respect for others. A failure to set and meet deadlines also means that you and others around you can never feel a true sense of achievement. You can’t celebrate milestones if there aren’t any!

 

Long hours: In our experience, it's bad managers who work very long hours. They think this is a mark of heroism, but it is probably the single biggest hallmark of incompetence. To work effectively, you must prioritise and you must pace yourself. If you find yourself boasting of late nights, early mornings and no time off, you are betraying that you can't manage yourself, so you’d better not manage anyone else!

What Can You Do about Incompetent Management Behaviour?

 

Any one of these behaviours in yourself or anyone around you should sound a warning bell. More than two - sound the alarm and take action! Can't see what to do? Give us a call (01865 883423) for an exploratory chat - we're always happy to provide a sounding board, and may be able to help in other ways too.

>> Seasonal Performance Review

Title: General Manager, Global Distribution

 

Reports To: CEO, Universe

 

Communication Skills:

 

Exceeds Expectations. Santa continues to excel at interpreting vague requests and communicating changing needs to his direct reports. This has become particularly challenging since hand-written notes have been replaced by email. Peak arrivals can reach 400,000 daily up to 5 days before Delivery Date, where formerly hand-written letters would arrive from late November, allowing for easier order fulfilment.

 

Employee Relations:

 

Meets Expectations. Santa continues to receive accolades from his direct reports, constantly referred to as “jolly” and “merry”. He is, after all, literally a saint. This is doubly impressive given the special needs and diversity issues of a mixed Human/Elf workplace.

 

Project Management Skills:

 

Exceeds Expectations. Rapidly changing product lines continue to offer challenges. Recent complaints of insufficient training opportunities for staff to move from the Wooden/Plastic Toys division to the growing Electronics Department have been resolved to the satisfaction of the Union.

 

Shorter order cycles mean accurate staffing has been a challenge. Santa was able to avoid layoffs during the off-season while still meeting Key Performance Indicators (KPIs). For now, production schedules have stabilised and, barring introduction of a new game console, should remain steady over the next 12 months.

 

>> Claus, Mr S

    

 

 

 

Succession Planning:

 

Does Not Meet Expectations. Santa has held his current position for almost 1400 years, since his promotion from Bishop of Myra in the Turkish Division. While he has risen to the challenges of building a global operation with superb Customer Satisfaction numbers, there are concerns.

 

He has not identified potential leaders capable of filling his position. Given his age and his overall health and weight (in clear violation of our wellness standards), this is a concern. There is no sign he’s delegating effectively.

 

HR will hold a meeting in the next month to identify candidates from the Elf pool, and lay out a professional development path.

 

Summary

 

Overall, another excellent performance review. Unfortunately Santa's salary was capped 600 years ago, and HR is struggling to find reward and recognition opportunities for someone who not only has everything, but gives it away. The issue will be discussed at the next HR meeting.

>> Shine Consulting

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  • are consistently passionate, inspired and committed
  • produce results well beyond the predictable norm

In short, organisations that really shine!

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